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Come back kamikaze all is forgiven. Just thought I'd bring this thread back to life just to wind up millwallken . Sorry Ken.
I also love the "2 hours max and no return within 1 hour". Aaaarrrrhhhhi love paying for parking in london.
Not for me thank you, I'm allergic to biscuits and I don't like the taste of tea or coffee.
Test your kettle ? Yes sure - I love PAT testing . . . . .
Tel you forgot the temperature taste test. Mines white with 2 sugars please luv.plug in, switch on. RCD holds in, water gets hot.... PASSED.
i like my coffe like my women, strong and sweet.
Hi Guys,
How about:
'Yes it is a struggle, thanks for asking me to quote on adding your new socket. I have driven 50 miles miles to give this free quote and am really pleased to hear that you were just thinking about it and your nephew just wondered how much he should charge you'
'No it is really no bother. I am so chuffed that your payment policy is £1 per week over 20 years, interest free'
'Yes I advertise in Yellow Pages and have got more work than I can shake a stick at'
'I charge £15 an hour and just love paying for all the damage you are stiching me up with'
'I have fixed the dodgy light in your kitchen so I guess I must be responsible for all the other problems your house has before I arrived'
'Paper is a good insulator taht's why I have paper mached your sockets and lights'
'Why use the correct tool when a hammer and nail works as well - pity about the leak'
'Its the plumbers / carpet fitters / neighbours cat that has caused this and by god I am going to make a packet'
'Dont worry your insurance company dont mind cowboys, I give you a receipt when I get home. My address? Yes its the roundabout at Milton Keynes'
Best wishes
Rex
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