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Slowhand
I know I’ll get flack for this so please don’t anyone take this personally.
My Missus unintentionaly comes out with some absolute howlers that just crack me up and I thought I’d share the latest one with you.
Our nephew has just got an NVQ2 in washing up and sandwich making or something similar so being chuffed about it he came round to tell us.
The missus asks me what’s the difference between C&G and NVQ?
Being busy reading the forum and not wanting to get involved in a long convo about certificates and equivalents I say ‘What do You think the difference is?’
‘Well’ she says, ‘ City and Guilds means you go to college and study for years, sit proper exams and if you pass them you’re a qualified tradesman.’
“ Correct” I say, “ So what does NVQ mean?”
She looks at the nephew and said “ You didn’t go to college did you love? You didn’t sit any exams either.”
“So what does NVQ mean then?”
She looked at me and said……
“ Not Very Qualified??”
I nearly p1ssed myself laughing.
My Missus unintentionaly comes out with some absolute howlers that just crack me up and I thought I’d share the latest one with you.
Our nephew has just got an NVQ2 in washing up and sandwich making or something similar so being chuffed about it he came round to tell us.
The missus asks me what’s the difference between C&G and NVQ?
Being busy reading the forum and not wanting to get involved in a long convo about certificates and equivalents I say ‘What do You think the difference is?’
‘Well’ she says, ‘ City and Guilds means you go to college and study for years, sit proper exams and if you pass them you’re a qualified tradesman.’
“ Correct” I say, “ So what does NVQ mean?”
She looks at the nephew and said “ You didn’t go to college did you love? You didn’t sit any exams either.”
“So what does NVQ mean then?”
She looked at me and said……
“ Not Very Qualified??”
I nearly p1ssed myself laughing.