Dilemma. Talking to women...

[Pete999]

Do I drop my pants while saying it, so she get the message, or is that to subtle...
I could always whip him out and make a propeller movement with it, while singing 'Oh Danny Boy'

Boasting a bit there Spoon

 

[Deleted member 104825]

Boasting a bit there Spoon

Not if it involves tweezers...

 

[Spoon]

Boasting a bit there Spoon

It would be a very small propeller....

 

[Pete999]

It would be a very small propeller....

Not like a rotor from a Chinook helicopter then?

 

[Spoon]

Not like a rotor from a Chinook helicopter then?

not quite...

 

[Pete999]

not quite...

See I told you you were boasting, not quite?

 

[Spoon]

I was going to say "It's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it that counts" but only people with icky-bicky bits say that.
Its a bit like people who say "Beauty is only skin deep" are usually not the pretty ones.

 

[Squid]

I was going to say "It's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it that counts" but only people with icky-bicky bits say that.
Its a bit like people who say "Beauty is only skin deep" are usually not the pretty ones.

They can use it for flossing........

 

[Spoon]

They can use it for flossing........

If it's going in the mouth I can supply the cleaning cream...

 

[Squid]

You supply the tooth pick........

 

[SparkyChick]

This thread is so funny... every time I check it there's a new post to make me chuckle

 

[Squid]

This thread is so funny... every time I check it there's a new post to make me chuckle

You are a woman its no surprise, the bravado of the male species on a forum is unbelievable so macho so strong I bet when you meet in real life you'll just get a low voiced peep out of most members whilst they look down in to their half a larger shandy.

If you want a real man pop down to London and go on a night out with a man of Polish heritage....... Vodka and Polish grilled sausage all nite long..........

 

[Squid]

Bet the above gets deleted lol

 

[Spoon]

You are a woman its no surprise, the bravado of the male species on a forum is unbelievable so macho so strong I bet when you meet in real life you'll just get a low voiced peep out of most members whilst they look down in to their half a larger shandy.

If you want a real man pop down to London and go on a night out with a man of Polish heritage....... Vodka and Polish grilled sausage all nite long..........

lmao... Yes, cause I'm soooo quite... Like a little mouse.

 

[Spoon]

If you want a real man pop down to London and go on a night out with a man of Polish heritage....... Vodka and Polish grilled sausage all nite long..........

Forget about the Polish. You need a bloke who's half Italian... Great in bed and also can run backwards very fast....

 

[Squid]

You want the Bersaglieri and don't forget the Roman Empire that conquered most of the known world.

 

[Spoon]

You want the Bersaglieri and don't forget the Roman Empire that conquered most of the known world.

Romans.......... What have the Romans ever done for us?

 

[static zap]

What have the Romans ever done for us?

Plumbers ?

 

[Squid]

Romans.......... What have the Romans ever done for us?

put a smile on your wife face......... ;o)))))

 

[Richard Burns]

You just need to keep talking about the things you know:
Hello baby, so long as there is low resistance I will be done in 0.4s
I really know how to turn things on.
I am very good at putting long straight things into small holes, I can do hundreds a day.
I love stripping.
I can make you scream, (just hold these two IR probes)
I love getting down to earth.
I can light up your life.
I am into SPDs and bonding.
I always use protective devices.
I know all about selection and erection.
Do you need any in service inspection and testing?
I have extensive rules for special locations.