Joke:- My Dad's better than yours!

[MarkieSparkie]

MY DAD‘S BETTER THAN YOURS!

Three boys bragging about their fathers capabilities.
“My dad’s an archer. He can shoot an arrow and get to the target before the arrow does.”
“Well my dad’s a soldier” the second boy says. “He can fire his rifle and get there before the bullet.”
“That’s nothing” the third boy says “My dad works for the local council. He stops work at 4-30pm and gets home at 3-45pm.”

 

[telectrix]

wow, a council worker that actually starts work

 

[Guest111]

A council worker rang his boss and said we,ve come to this job and forgotten the spades,his boss said ok will send some out right away,meanwhile can you find something else to lean on until they arrive!

 

[telectrix]

phil, that one's nearly as old as me.

 

[Guest111]

phil, that one's nearly as old as me.

True but maybe some of the pups haven,t heard it lol