Never have I ever!!!!!

[DPG]

Never fitted one of them tough rubber 13A mains plugs and then realised I'd not threaded the cable through the cover first. In fact I've never done that a couple of times!

 

[Dave OCD]

And never have I ever cut a slit in said cover with a stanley knife.

 

[D00DY_T00DY]

And never have I ever cut a slit in said cover with a stanley knife.

Of course all these situations are hypothetical and none of us would do any of these!

Phew. Legal side sorted all clear now

 

[telectrix]

i use sidecutters.

 

[D00DY_T00DY]

i use sidecutters.

I have a CK utility knife.
Or if you're American... razor knife.

 

[Dave OCD]

Has been known.

 

[telectrix]

going back to schooldays in the physics lab..... never did i ever connect the gas line to the benches to the cold water supply so when lesson started water squirted out of the bunsen burners.

 

[Kamikaze]

Never have I ever taken another sparks toolbox outside and screwed it onto the tarmac and then greased the underside of the handles.

 

[Flanders]

Never have I ever screwed the plumbers mugs to the table in the site canteen
.

 

[Dave OCD]

Never did I ever as a young apprentice swap the paper labels over on an aerosol can of barrier cream and release oil in the engineering workshop. It's all coming back to me.

 

[Kamikaze]

Never have I ever sawn the legs of the captains chair and then made it look like the chair was still intact.

 

[LeeH]

Never ever have I tried to hold a hot buttered crumpet between my bum cheeks.

 

[Dave OCD]

Never ever have I tried to hold a hot buttered crumpet between my bum cheeks.

That's just wrong !

 

[D00DY_T00DY]

Never ever have I tried to hold a hot buttered crumpet between my bum cheeks.

Mine was just tepid
Need to be quicker.

 

[Biggledyboo]

Never have I ever 'accidentally' sent a female customer a drunken text message asking (begging) her to come meet me for a beer

 

[Rpa07]

Never have I ever 'accidentally' sent a female customer a drunken text message asking (begging) her to come meet me for a beer

Classic and oh so regretted unless of course she is now your wife and the mother of your two beautiful children - if of course that is not the case, did your wife find out about the text?
Great avatar - wonder what 'wolf' looks like now - I'm not going to google it just before bed (bad dreams and all)

 

[Biggledyboo]

Classic and oh so regretted unless of course she is now your wife and the mother of your two beautiful children - if of course that is not the case, did your wife find out about the text?
Great avatar - wonder what 'wolf' looks like now - I'm not going to google it just before bed (bad dreams and all)

Nooo, it wasn't my girlfriend. And she never found out about the text.

What made it worse, the customer's reply the next day was along the lines of:

"Morning, thanks for your message, but I'll have to respectfully decline. I don't think my husband would appreciate it either. I have your number if I ever need you for more electrical works. Thanks"

I've not been round to work since

And the Wolf is still in pretty good shape nowadays!

 

[David M]

Never have I been absolutely bursting for the loo on site with no where to powder my nose, only to use a bucket in the back of my van then find out too late the bucket has a leak.

 

[Paul228]

Never have I ever spent an hour looking for my van keys.....then finding I had them in my hand all along

 

[telectrix]

never have i ever used a hammer on a plasterboarded wall to find a hidden back box.