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Tell me about it! The nuns from the convent on the way to their morning service found you star-fishing the pavement, holding on to the kerb for dear life, with Jabber sitting on your back singing “Donald, where's your troosers”. To buy their silence, I’ve had to invited them to our next knees-up. It’s alright though, they’ve promised they don’t get drunk, just less classy and more fun and they will be bringing their own Liebfraumilch. Luckily there are a few hymns on the jukebox for them.After that it's all a bit of a blur...nipped out for a smoke and the fresh air floored me...
Got any of that stuff you're taking left Kam? could do with a pick me up.The Captains starship is still officially missing after the fool misplaced it. He tried to blame me for it, until he found out the boys and I had actually sneaked off early on Friday afternoon. And we were in the pub when the starships galactic positioning system was accidentally switched off on the toggle switch on the side of the captains chain. I told him not to have it mounded there but will these bigwigs listen! On a more positive note, all the catering staff, food and drink have arrived on the starship for tonight’s party. The canteen is looking very festive and Led Zeppelin is blasting out of all the speakers. It doesn’t get any better than this! They even brought some of those German marshmallows you get from the Christmas markets. What’s that old saying? Only those who work shall eat! I can recommend those alcoholic cherry ones. Just got to adjust the cunningly deployed tinsel and all will be good in the hood.
Jabber…I’ve got to nip out. You are in charge of security! If the captain rocks up, don’t let his mind wander, it’s far too small to be out by itself.
Ahhh…Pete! Welcome to the canteen! I hope you are having a really good Christmas and help yourself to the fruit cake Lady K made. Eat, drink and be mary!!! And because it’s you, you get to pull your Christmas cracker early. So lets hear the joke owt lad! How many ears does the Captain have? Oh…that is easy, a left ear, a right ear, and the final front ear.Got any of that stuff you're taking left Kam? could do with a pick me up.
Only if she goes down the shop and gets the tea and milk in. Maybe some chocolate digestives too?I hope I may be allowed to invite her to the canteen?
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