work in progrees in Micro Brewery.

[FatAlan]

afaik, trad. english ales similar to Joules's, Pedigree, and the like.

Good man, assuming the head brewer is a bloke! In this day and age of Brexit we don’t want any of those Johnny Foreigner largers you know!

 

[Squid]

I also know the owner of this brewery and telectrix's inner scouse this time got the better of him and he raided the first brewed batch........

It did not end well for him.........

 

[telectrix]

can't be me. i don't wear a watch.

 

[Squid]

can't be me. i don't wear a watch.

Its an electronic tag from the person service......... you have cankles and they don't make one large enough ;o)))))

 

[telectrix]

wtf are cankles?

 

[DPG]

When you get old and your calf becomes almost the same thing as your ankle!

 

[Squid]

wtf are cankles?

 

[telectrix]

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OMG that is gross. if i had legs like that, i'd euthanise myself.

 

[FatAlan]

I also know the owner of this brewery and telectrix's inner scouse this time got the better of him and he raided the first brewed batch........

It did not end well for him.........

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Not a bad attempt at the recovery position.
Around 50 years ago my grandad came home from the pub after a skin full and promptly collapsed on top of the Xmas tree, much to the amusement of his grand kids, who awoke to the devastation the following day. Last night, following in FatAlan family tradition my brother did exactly the same

 

[telectrix]

ha ha, another tale... my present partner's father, now sadly deceased, was Polish. he drove back from pub 1 night absolutely ratted, collided his volvo with a parked car, carried on home, put volvo in garage , went to bed. 2 hours later police arrived to arrest him.he swore he'd been in bed for hours, once in cells he argued that he was getting worse treatment than the Gestapo. lack of substantial evidence meant he got away with it.

 

[Squid]

OMG that is gross. if i had legs like that, i'd euthanise myself.

Seems I am 15th in the queue to help you out........

 

[Squid]

Not a bad attempt at the recovery position.
Around 50 years ago my grandad came home from the pub after a skin full and promptly collapsed on top of the Xmas tree, much to the amusement of his grand kids, who awoke to the devastation the following day. Last night, following in FatAlan family tradition my brother did exactly the same

Not as good as my mate who a long time ago came home rat arsed, knocked the Christmas tree over and did a Richard on the present he bought for his sister, a leather jacket....... his Father was not impressed......

 

[Squid]

ha ha, another tale... my present partner's father, now sadly deceased, was Polish. he drove back from pub 1 night absolutely ratted, collided his volvo with a parked car, carried on home, put volvo in garage , went to bed. 2 hours later police arrived to arrest him.he swore he'd been in bed for hours, once in cells he argued that he was getting worse treatment than the Gestapo. lack of substantial evidence meant he got away with it.

Jesus, how embarrassing a Polak driving a Vulva........... tsk

 

[telectrix]

he could have had a trabant or a wartberg, but decided to pay more than 50 roubles/zloty.

 

[Squid]

he could have had a trabant or a wartberg, but decided to pay more than 50 roubles/zloty.

Not Polish cars......

 

[telectrix]

is there such a thing as a Polish car?

oops. yes. the dreaded Polonez which fell apart before it's 1st service.

 

[telectrix]

and the Polski Fiat... a Lada gone wrong.

 

[Midwest]

is there such a thing as a Polish car?

Certainly, they can go at great speed in reverse

 

[telectrix]

Certainly, they can go at great speed in reverse

thought that was french tanks.

 

[Squid]

thought that was french tanks.

Thats the Italian ones......