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Geordie Spark
you already have it, having a scouse mum, you're half human already.
It was me Granny who was the Scouser. Mum was a mongrel - half Scouser and half Pit Yacker
(Pit-Yacker. A term that was applied to the people of the mining villages of Northumberland and Durham. The origin of yacker is obscure, with suggestions that it refers to a manual worker as someone who has to hack or thrash (yark). More tentative is the possibility that it is associated with yack meaning 'talk' or 'chatter', and therefore describes the jargon of the miners and by extension the dialect of their communities, which was also called pitmatic.)