Whats the sauciest thing you have encountered on site?

[Geordie Spark]

It's to help impotent men.............. (so I'm told)................:lipsrsealed2:

Aye well ... that explains why me 'n' Trev dinnen't knaa wot it is then !!

 

[trev]

I have no idea how that would work but I'm pretty sure I don't want to know either.

 

[tidyboiler]

I have no idea how that would work but I'm pretty sure I don't want to know either.

Answers on a postcard..............:ninja:

 

[sedgy34]

tidy boiler can do a demo for you trev

 

[sjhall]

I'd say its more of a supposed enlarger for less well hung fellows ..... At a guess
:-D

 

[trev]

Time to unsubscribe I think.
I feel dirty

 

[electric will]

"It's not my bag baby". Austin powers!

 

[Geordie Spark]

tidy boiler can do a demo for you trev

No she won't !!!!

She's "The Real Deal" ......... she has nothing to put in it to demonstrate with ..... unlike Pink Handcuffs .........

 

[tidyboiler]

No she won't !!!!

She's "The Real Deal" ......... she has nothing to put in it to demonstrate with ..... unlike Pink Handcuffs .........

Perhaps we can plead with H69 to come and do an online webcam demo for your delectation boys!!! :beatnik:

 

[Geordie Spark]

Perhaps we can plead with H69 to come and do an online webcam demo for your delectation boys!!! :beatnik:

For YOUR delectation ye mean ... ye kinky little minx !!! :wink_smile:

 

[tidyboiler]

Aye well ... that explains why me 'n' Trev dinnen't knaa wot it is then !!

Geordieland....... where men are men, women are glad of it and barmaids eat their young...... so you tell me......

 

[trev]

Geordieland....... where men are men, women are glad of it and barmaids eat their young...... so you tell me......

Aye tharrullbe reet...worraboorrit lyk?

 

[ayjay]

here u go
Penis enlargement - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Geordie Spark]

here u go
Penis enlargement - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Use one of these often enough and you too could become a forum owner !!!

 

[ayjay]

well geordie, not the used one in the picture! but i know what u mean

 

[sparks1973]

An 8" long black dildo covered in hair and all sorts of stuff,not cleaned since last recent use!, a female friend as well, I wonder if she left it for me?

hmm....you mean like a `brillo pad`?...

 

[sparks1973]

Nowt wrong with that .

It's used to drain central heating systems innit !!!

aye...`them over there` will know all about articles ...such as that...lol...

 

[Kiers1970]

Not Saucy, but found a bullet and a shotgun cartridge stashed in a 4 inch vent the other day.

 

[sedgy34]

Not Saucy, but found a bullet and a shotgun cartridge stashed in a 4 inch vent the other day.

That would make you sauce

 

[p11jor]

Plumber fighting with a joiner in canteen, and smashed brown sauce over his head, looked like someone been the loo and a hemeroid had burst during diareah