Change of career

[bigbaddave]

OMG.. Now Im expecting the next post to be from Cila Black "Supprise"

This is clearly a wind up...

 

[markc123]

Even David Cockburn makes more sense than Thomas :38:

 

[shagbite]

Obviously your iq can't be very high otherwise you would of read my original post and seen that I stated I was a fork lift driver.

Any way, the fuse in my house keep blowing every couple of days, it's doing my head in as I have cut some old extension lead up so I can get the replacement cable to replace fuse. When I was in b and q last I notice a fuse board on offer. So if I swap it with this one ( shouldn't take long and it's I only have to swap the front over) this means that when my fuse blows I can just reset it?

you were mildly amusing at the start. now you're just a boring tw*t.

 

[trev]

Obviously your iq can't be very high otherwise you would of read my original post and seen that I stated I was a fork lift driver.

Any way, the fuse in my house keep blowing every couple of days, it's doing my head in as I have cut some old extension lead up so I can get the replacement cable to replace fuse. When I was in b and q last I notice a fuse board on offer. So if I swap it with this one ( shouldn't take long and it's I only have to swap the front over) this means that when my fuse blows I can just reset it?

Tell you what mate, you crack on down to B & Q hand over £50ish for your new dual RCD consumer unit without any clue as to what you're buying is appropriate for the situation and when you get it home just jog on and change it. If you end up injured don't come crying to us. If you end up dead tell your family not to come crying to us, if you do end up dead (which given the nonsense you spout is quite likely) then you may achieve post mortem stardom by featuring in an electrical safety ad. How about that for an X factor?
Telling respected guys on here that their IQ isn't very high is not conducive to a warm welcome now do yourself a favour and jog on.

 

[GLENNSPARK]

Wonder what the odds are on a pub member getting banned soon lol ...can't be that good considering the posts we get on this site, probably 2/1.

i wonder who it`l be Mark...
hmm....

 

[MDJ]

Careful Sintras on the prowl hehe

 

[markc123]

Sintra, i've done ure job...threads fine, no need to check honest

 

[bigbaddave]

Careful Sintras on the prowl hehe

Oh Well this post was good while it lasted.. Lol

 

[Geordie Spark]

you were mildly amusing at the start. now you're just a boring tw*t.

I think after making that post you deserve to be made an Honourary Geordie.

 

[markc123]

Geordie, no need to insult shagbite now is there :38:

 

[Stuuk1]

Fantastic read.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Geordie, no need to insult shagbite now is there :38:

:angry_smile::32:


Edit: Posting Quick Reply - Please Wait ......................... and wait, and wait, and wait ..........

 

[markc123]

Try the one with the same thread title, but its been closed by the admin. It's even worse.

 

[Stuuk1]

Try the one with the same thread title, but its been closed by the admin. It's even worse.

I've read both threads, very entertaining however I do believe its a wind up..

 

[IT SPARKY]

IT SPARKY.

You are deluded.

Mark,

Im ashamed to share the same name as you. . . Get on with yours ill get on with mine...

 

[trev]

IT Sparky, may I ask what qualifications are gained by the students on the 8 week course?

 

[IT SPARKY]

Obviously your iq can't be very high otherwise you would of read my original post and seen that I stated I was a fork lift driver.

Any way, the fuse in my house keep blowing every couple of days, it's doing my head in as I have cut some old extension lead up so I can get the replacement cable to replace fuse. When I was in b and q last I notice a fuse board on offer. So if I swap it with this one ( shouldn't take long and it's I only have to swap the front over) this means that when my fuse blows I can just reset it?

PMSL!!!!!!!! :ban:

 

[Geordie Spark]

IT Sparky, may I ask what qualifications are gained by the students on the 8 week course?

Tea making
Floor sweeping
Toolbox carrying.

 

[markc123]

Why didn't i think of that Trev! Good question pet.

Considering Inspection and Testing is classed as an 'add on' as in, qualification is not gained via an apprentership, and you can be classed as a qualified electrician without inspection and testing...2391 or 2394/2395 are roughly 10weeks courses...how can the 'add on' be longer than the electrical 'foundation' course?

Although, i'm guessing he'll try avoid answering it for a while. Lets remain patient.

 

[IT SPARKY]

IT Sparky, may I ask what qualifications are gained by the students on the 8 week course?

Yes Mate,

Have a look at my profile most of them are there, here's the whole list:

• EAL Level 2 for Domestic Electrical Installers (Part P Certificate)
• 17th Edition City & Guilds 2382-10 Certificate in the Requirements for Electrical Installations (Level 3 electrician qualifications)
• City & Guilds 2392-10 Fundamental Inspection & Testing (Level 2 electrician qualifications)
• City & Guilds 2391-10 Inspection & Testing (Level 3 electrician qualifications)
• NICEIC Solar Photovoltaic (PV) Certificate
• Building Regulations City & Guilds 2393-10 Certificate (Level 3 electrician qualifications)
• Design & Verification City & Guilds 2391-20 Certificate in the Design, Erection and Verification of Electrical Installations (Level 3 electrician qualifications)
• PAT Testing City & Guilds 2377-12 Inspection and Testing of Electrical Equipment (Level 3 electrician qualifications)
• PAT Testing City & Guilds 2377-11 Management of Electrical Equipment Maintenance (Level 3 electrician qualifications)
• Wall and Floor Correction Training (‘chasing out’, re-plastering and working with joists and block work)

 

[Des 56]

8 week course supporter


You cannot comment on substance when unaware of that substance

If a short course is taken and is compared to recognised training routes, the end of the course should indicate the start of your long training period

 

[markc123]

in 8 weeks...wow.

 

[worzol99]

How much that lot cost? By the way mine were free and i got paid at the same time it was called a apprenticeship.

 

[Guest55]

IT Sparky, may I ask what qualifications are gained by the students on the 8 week course?

the certificate of epic fail..........




;-D

 

[Sintra]

Obviously your iq can't be very high otherwise you would of read my original post and seen that I stated I was a fork lift driver.

Any way, the fuse in my house keep blowing every couple of days, it's doing my head in as I have cut some old extension lead up so I can get the replacement cable to replace fuse. When I was in b and q last I notice a fuse board on offer. So if I swap it with this one ( shouldn't take long and it's I only have to swap the front over) this means that when my fuse blows I can just reset it?[/QUOTE]

You are obviously only on here to troll the forum. Next time you will be banned.

 

[GLENNSPARK]

8 week course supporter


You cannot comment on substance when unaware of that substance

If a short course is taken and is compared to recognised training routes, the end of the course should indicate the start of your long training period

and i`d like to see the person that undertakes that little lot...in 8 weeks, understands what he`s just `learned`, digests it and then goes out and puts it into practice...

 

[IT SPARKY]

Why didn't i think of that Trev! Good question pet.

Considering Inspection and Testing is classed as an 'add on' as in, qualification is not gained via an apprentership, and you can be classed as a qualified electrician without inspection and testing...2391 or 2394/2395 are roughly 10weeks courses...how can the 'add on' be longer than the electrical 'foundation' course?

Although, i'm guessing he'll try avoid answering it for a while. Lets remain patient.

Are you referring to me? I would if I could understand what your saying?

 

[brucelee]

A day for what exam think i need read through it again lol as i must have missed it

 

[markc123]

Are you referring to me? I would if I could understand what your saying?

Credit where credit's due, and to my suprise you answered quite promtly to trev's question. Bravo.

To your course list...there is absolutley noway anybody can learn that in 8weeks. The course is a complete mess.

 

[IT SPARKY]

and i`d like to see the person that undertakes that little lot...in 8 weeks, understands what he`s just `learned`, digests it and then goes out and puts it into practice...
IT...your already gettin in my ---- fella....so do one will ya....

Living Proof, I am.

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Im going now as i have a life to get on with.... See you later :nopity:

 

[markc123]

:hurray:

 

[IT SPARKY]

Tea making
Floor sweeping
Toolbox carrying.

Is that what you did on the first year of your apprenticeship... I bet it was.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Obviously your iq can't be very high otherwise you would of read my original post and seen that I stated I was a fork lift driver.

Any way, the fuse in my house keep blowing every couple of days, it's doing my head in as I have cut some old extension lead up so I can get the replacement cable to replace fuse. When I was in b and q last I notice a fuse board on offer. So if I swap it with this one ( shouldn't take long and it's I only have to swap the front over) this means that when my fuse blows I can just reset it?[/QUOTE]

You are obviously only on here to troll the forum. Next time you will be banned.

Quite right.

We already have our very own in-house professional troll.

We do not need another that is struggling to attain amateur status.

 

[Octopus]

Obviously your iq can't be very high otherwise you would of read my original post and seen that I stated I was a fork lift driver.

Any way, the fuse in my house keep blowing every couple of days, it's doing my head in as I have cut some old extension lead up so I can get the replacement cable to replace fuse. When I was in b and q last I notice a fuse board on offer. So if I swap it with this one ( shouldn't take long and it's I only have to swap the front over) this means that when my fuse blows I can just reset it?[/QUOTE]

You are obviously only on here to troll the forum. Next time you will be banned.

There is a god and he's called Sintra!

 

[Guest55]

this thread has got plumbers forum prank call written all over it lol.

 

[trev]

And that's what makes someone an electrician? I must have wasted my time doing that apprenticeship along with most of the others who have commented.
I despair.

 

[Geordie Spark]

Is that what you did on the first year of your apprenticeship... I bet it was.

As a matter of fact, yes it was - along with errand running, lighting the fires in the workshops during winter, cleaning the works van and boss's car and cleaning machines every Friday.

Do you have a problem with that?

 

[GLENNSPARK]

Living Proof, I am.

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Im going now as i have a life to get on with.... See you later :nopity:

thank christ for that...:fuk2:

 

[Geordie Spark]

There is a god and he's called Sintra!

No ............. there's a Sintra who's called God.

 

[Guest55]

why glenn didnt get a troll badge in the new years honours is beyond me lol.

 

[High Tower]

why glenn didnt get a troll badge in the new years honours is beyond me lol.

We can only cope with one troll at a time!

 

[Guest55]

We can only cope with one troll at a time!

i dunno , with the growing dorkfest we've had lately i could do with a deputy. :-D

 

[markc123]

Take him on as an apprentice then biff. Or just sling him on a 8week course and he's good to go :38:

 

[Geordie Spark]

why glenn didnt get a troll badge in the new years honours is beyond me lol.

He would have - if his service to the forum had been continuous ......... as it was, he had a break for a while ......

 

[Guest55]

glenns rudeness is already at HNC level.
;-)

 

[Thomas240280]

Right guys I've had an accident at work last night with the for lift, I've broken one if those big reg push in plugs with 415v written on it off the wall, it's in pieces.. How do I go about getting one of those to replace? And a step by step guide how to replace it? Also do I have to turn electric off to whole factory to replace it?

 

[ferg]

could do with a can of troll spray.

 

[Guest111]

As a matter of fact, yes it was - along with errand running, lighting the fires in the workshops during winter, cleaning the works van and boss's car and cleaning machines every Friday.

Do you have a problem with that?

you were lucky mate,I had to pander to the bosses daughters every whim as well,what daddys littlt girl(17) wanted she got unfortunately this usually meant more work for me lol.

 

[Guest111]

glenns rudeness is already at HNC level.
;-)

I suppose he can be a bit blunt at times but at least it's sensible,not like some of the BS we've had recently.

 

[Spoon]

Dont ban Thomas, I havent laughed so much in ages. If he wasnt a troll you would pity him....